Top 10 (or 2) Reasons My House Is Always a Mess

Warning: May Contain Partial Nudity

Parental Discretion Advised

10. "We're watering the garden!"

Note: See the cute little blue watering can in the background? 

That was how I envisioned them watering the garden

9. Apparently they had different ideas

8. We call him "Pigpen" for a reason. 

This kid could seriously be eating dry noodles 

and STILL somehow end up looking like this.

7. Just a little painting fun. 

Dear boys 10 years from now... so sorry about this

6. Yes, those paint marks do look suspiciously like fly swatters... Don't ask.

and this...hee hee

5. These shorts were actually bright orange at one time...

4. Don't you DARE open that door

3. "We cannot believe you are going to make us clean this window"

Ohhhhh.... believe it.

2. Apparently their shirts need to match their faces (and legs, and hands..)

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON 

MY HOUSE IS ALWAYS A MESS.....

STYROFOAM!!!! I am seriously still cleaning this stuff up. HA!